My e-mail to Shiraz:
Subject: buy this router – now
your router sucks and on top of that, you’ve lost the password to it. So buy this router instead:
it’s only $62 w/ a $10 rebate. I just bought one myself. you can do a lot of
shit to it to make it better.
Wireless-G Broadband Router with Linux
Click here for the $10 Mail in Rebate!!
Subject: Re: buy this router – now
Cool, can you find me a good deal on some rope too? I’m planning on hanging myself this week.
-Cry for help.
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