My Erum Baji&#039s Emails Pt. 3

I was so happy to find another email from my Erum Baji about her Bermuda Trip. Sadly, I think this was the last one though. Before you go any further, please make sure you read her earlier emails in my older posts:11.21.2005: My Erum Baji’s Emails
11.22.2005: My Erum Baji’s Emails Pt. 2

As always, the following email is completely unaltered:

From : FATIMA NAQVI
Sent : Friday, November 22, 2002 1:33 PM
To : Shahryar Rizvi, SHIRAZ, Zehra Naqvi
Subject : bermuda chronicles

hey guys,
we are leaving today! how very very sad…..it has
become ver beautiful….I don’t wanna leave……we
walked yesterday for 5km…that was my exercise for
the year……we took lots of pictures…we have to
buy a new bag for all the shopping I did….

maybe I’ll buy a house here..(laugher)

okay gotta go..khalid is calling( like a dog I
respond)
lottas love
ERUM…do you know my name has RUM in it!(hahahhaha)

The critique:

hey guys,
we are leaving today! how very very sad…..it has
become ver beautiful….I don’t wanna leave……we
walked yesterday for 5km…that was my exercise for
the year……we took lots of pictures…we have to
buy a new bag for all the shopping I did….

This email wasn’t as great as the other two, but still has its moments. Again, she’s still hitting [ENTER] at the end of the line because she doesn’t understand the concept of wordwrapping. Her emails continue to just be developing, framented thoughts. I can visualize each thought as a spark in her brain, it’s quite fascinating.

maybe I’ll buy a house here..(laugher)

Never mind that she spelled laughter wrong, I’m not just not sure I get the joke. What’s so funny about her buying a house here? She didn’t really explain. And I’ve known her personally all my life so there’s nothing I can think of which calls for laughter.

okay gotta go..khalid is calling( like a dog I
respond)

I think she’s going for a poetry angle here with the “like a dog I respond.” You know? Like a “I think, therefore I am” type sentence. I’m not sure…

lottas love

Here, she was trying to say “lots of,” but just totally misspelled it. I assume she was trying to shorten it to say “lotsa,” but somehow, she hit an extra “t” and switched the “a” and the “s” around and just never looked back. What a sad spelling mistake though because for those who aren’t familiar with “lottas,” those are the watering pots muslims use in the bathroom.

ERUM…do you know my name has RUM in it!(hahahhaha)

Here, Erum Baji feels that instead of just the first letter, all the letters in her name should be capitalized. (Again, this girl’s a doctor here guys, I have no idea what the hell she learned in school).

And yes Erum Baji, we know your name has the word “RUM” in it.. Contrary to what she maybe implying, Erum Baji’s a good muslim and doesn’t have any rum (or any other alcoholic beverage for that matter) in her. However, if she did, at least we’d have some sort of explanation for these emails.

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