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YOU TEH FAIL!

lol, on slickdeals, qwertykop goes a little nuts on someone who calls out a deal incorrectly: http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?p=31787488#post31787488

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Quote from dh500 View Post :

Sorry people but this is not a great price…

Bodybuilding.com has a 5lb for 42.99 and a low shipping cost with 6.98 shipping Total of $49.97…

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/opt/whey.html

This deal is:

58 USD for 10lbs/each with free ship

yours is

43 USD for 5lbs/each, possibly plus with TAX and plus shipping.

YOU TEH FAIL!

we are buying the 2nd 5LB for like 9 usd more.

Sorry but you are just not that great in math!

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The Microsoft Surface post on Engadget and the funny comments within

There was a nice post on Engadget last night on Microsoft’s new Surface (their interactive table).

Here are the comments from within that made me laugh:

And thatrotierkid’s response to SuperSexyErik(^_^)
WixosTrix’s comment at Alber1690.
bureX’s comment at Alex.

This comment from barrington talks about a parody video to the first commercial.

For what it’s worth, I want this one day in wall form on every single wall in my house. The First room: my workout room where we can bring up all my clippings that I’ve taken out of Men’s Health over the past few years.

Ali's subconscious dark and depressing doodling

One day, I was on the phone with T-mobile trying to help set up a family plan for Ali and while I was doing this,  he was just doodling on the bill we were taking notes on. Above is what he drew.

A funny comment on Joystiq: What beloved console’s post does to PiemanPieman

This link on the Bluth and Co. treat fans as Dragon’s Lair turns 25 post on Joystiq made made me laugh.

Posted: Jun 21st 2008 10:06AM(Unverified) said

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ummm… what is wrong with this statement: 

We highly recommend the BD version, which plays exactly like the original coin-op

Meaning what? The blu-ray disc version? Which you play on what? The system bar says, “arcade, retro.”

What system is this for? Do I play it on a “dvd” player with a remote? Hello you’re stupid?

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Posted: Jun 21st 2008 1:02PM PiemanPieman (Unverified) said

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Your post makes my brain cry.

 

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 10:53AM(Unverified) said

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Wait, what?

 

Funny comments on Engadget: Ice on mars and bothering Jesus

Mars Phoenix lander discovers ice on Mars

1) sinjinn’s response to this comment.

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I really hope they find some microbes or something. Would this probe know if it found life? Haven’t really kept up on this one at all…
sinjinn
yeah , the probe would know if it found anyything , it has trained for this mission all its life and really enjoys its job . it personally requested to be sent to mars because it had always been its dream since it was a baby probe in tthe probe factory.
retro77
@sinjinn: classic
And in the Sony HDR-CX12 AVCHD camcorder captures smiles and scowls for $900 article on Engadget,  this comment on bothering Jesus was funny too.

Wow. Nice map. I didn’t realize we were so divided in WI.

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This better be important!

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Nice one, Jesus!

We say ‘pop’ in Canada too. I always thought it was ‘pop’ up here and ‘soda’ down there. No idea it was so regional.

Mo & Jon’s seal of approval:

Jon: why the hell are they talking about soda
Shahryar: well forget the soda discussion
look at the Jesus stuff

Jon: hahaha, i didnt even see that

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msheikh25: lol!
Shahryar: haha. yep

Micanos’s funny comment on Engadget

Shahryar: lol.. I’m dying here
read this


msheikh25: start reading from micanos post?

Shahryar: no, just micanos post

(but mcbunt kind of creeps me out)


msheikh25: i dont get it

Shahryar: that’s not funny?

I’m laughing

msheikh25: i dont get it

Shahryar: did you look at what the comment was talking about?

msheikh25: oh no
damnit

Shahryar: what the hell.. these are comments to the post.. you have to read the original post to get them
scroll up

…. moments later…

msheikh25: lol!

Shahryar: you jackass

msheikh25: u gotta tell me to look up at the article
first

thats kind of mean
its true though… lol
Update: 3/26/2011
(In case we ever lose the image and the comment)
Micanos
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Yeah… I’m looking at the fat kid in pink….
and so are you

Crazytown’s Mayor

When a poor Engadget reader made a mistake when complaining about a feature on the MacBook Pro, everyone went off on him.  Jose’s comments were the funniest.

Read from this comment onwards.

flashpoint
LOW RANKED

One of the things I hate about apple notebooks (and there are plenty of things I hate about them) is the fact that you aren’t allowed to take the battery out and use the computer while its on A/C.

The software tracks the number of battery charges expected out of a battery and once those are up, you are basically off to get a new battery. Talk about proprietary robbery.

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Where, may I ask, are you getting this completely false and misleading information?

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First of all, why would you want to do this? Second of all, I just tried it, and please explain to me then, why I am writing this post while my MacBook Pro is running on AC power without the battery installed? Do you even know what you are talking about?

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HIGHLY RANKED

someone was grossly miss-informed.

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HIGHLY RANKED

Shhh… Sounds like he knows what he is talking about. He read it on the internet so it must be true…..

josejrp
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I just entered Crazytown, and guess who is the mayor?

josejrp
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I just came back from CrazyTown… Flashpoint was the mayor.

drkmstr104
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LOL!!!

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Don’t take off the tinfoil cap, bad stuff happens.

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Dear Flashpoint,

You sir, are so full of shit the government is considering building a portable treatment plant around you.

daveosaur
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Someone is wrong on the internet? BURN THE WITCH!

Shahryar
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lol @ Jose

Iscariote’s response to CUBSWILLWIN

This made me laugh today…

Over on Engadget, CUBSWILLWIN posted the following comment in the “Gphone” discussion:

Google is soon gonna take over our industries in a good way to benefit mankind kind. I respect google and I respect the people of google too.

I liked Iscariote’s response right under:

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HIGHLY RANKED

Not that I don’t like Google, but I have a hard time believing the predictions of a guy named “CUBSWILLWIN”.

Random Knock Knock Joke on Engadget

I went looking for more info on whether I should & could get an iPhone or not to use with T-mobile (my favorite provider in the world), and this random knock knock joke made me laugh:

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
12 year old with ADD.
12 year old with AD-
Wanna ride bikes?

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HIGHLY RANKED

People with multiple personalities can tell knock-knock jokes to themselves!

 

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