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A funny comment on Joystiq: What beloved console’s post does to PiemanPieman

This link on the Bluth and Co. treat fans as Dragon’s Lair turns 25 post on Joystiq made made me laugh.

Posted: Jun 21st 2008 10:06AM(Unverified) said

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ummm… what is wrong with this statement: 

We highly recommend the BD version, which plays exactly like the original coin-op

Meaning what? The blu-ray disc version? Which you play on what? The system bar says, “arcade, retro.”

What system is this for? Do I play it on a “dvd” player with a remote? Hello you’re stupid?

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Posted: Jun 21st 2008 1:02PM PiemanPieman (Unverified) said

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Your post makes my brain cry.

 

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 10:53AM(Unverified) said

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Wait, what?

 

Funny comments on Engadget: Ice on mars and bothering Jesus

Mars Phoenix lander discovers ice on Mars

1) sinjinn’s response to this comment.

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I really hope they find some microbes or something. Would this probe know if it found life? Haven’t really kept up on this one at all…
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yeah , the probe would know if it found anyything , it has trained for this mission all its life and really enjoys its job . it personally requested to be sent to mars because it had always been its dream since it was a baby probe in tthe probe factory.
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@sinjinn: classic
And in the Sony HDR-CX12 AVCHD camcorder captures smiles and scowls for $900 article on Engadget,  this comment on bothering Jesus was funny too.

Wow. Nice map. I didn’t realize we were so divided in WI.

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This better be important!

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Nice one, Jesus!

We say ‘pop’ in Canada too. I always thought it was ‘pop’ up here and ‘soda’ down there. No idea it was so regional.

Mo & Jon’s seal of approval:

Jon: why the hell are they talking about soda
Shahryar: well forget the soda discussion
look at the Jesus stuff

Jon: hahaha, i didnt even see that

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msheikh25: lol!
Shahryar: haha. yep

Zheng He & Shaolin exhibits at the National Geographic Museum

Hmm… I’m not really too familiar with the National Geographic Museum over on M and 17th NW Washington, DC, but I saw an ad for this exhibit and thought it would be worth checking out. From the site:

Nearly a century before Columbus arrived in the Americas, a massive Chinese armada commanded by Admiral Zheng He set sail on the first of seven epic voyages spanning three decades. Objects from the National Museum in China, such as a bronze bell commissioned by Zheng He and copies of maps created on his voyages, as well as ship models from the Quanzhou Maritime Museum, help tell the story of these little known journeys and cultural exchanges. Travel in the fleet’s path to five ports—Malacca, Sri Lanka, the Malabar Coast of India, the Arabian Peninsula, and Malindi in East Africa. View models of the many types of ships in Zheng He’s fleet, including a 10-foot-long replica of a baochuan or treasure ship and learn about Chinese navigation and shipbuilding methods.

The link to this specific exhibit:

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/museum/exhibitions/zhengHe.html

This one’s going on too and looks pretty cool:

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/museum/exhibitions/shaolin.html

I’ll see if I can go check it out before it’s gone September 7, 2008. I just wish they had more convenient hours – they close at 5pm every day.

Micanos’s funny comment on Engadget

Shahryar: lol.. I’m dying here
read this

msheikh25: start reading from micanos post?

Shahryar: no, just micanos post

(but mcbunt kind of creeps me out)


msheikh25:
i dont get it

Shahryar: that’s not funny?

I’m laughing

msheikh25: i dont get it

Shahryar: did you look at what the comment was talking about?

msheikh25: oh no
damnit

Shahryar: what the hell.. these are comments to the post.. you have to read the original post to get them
scroll up

…. moments later…

msheikh25: lol!

Shahryar: you jackass

msheikh25: u gotta tell me to look up at the article
first

thats kind of mean
its true though… lol
Update: 3/26/2011
(In case we ever lose the image and the comment)
Micanos
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Yeah… I’m looking at the fat kid in pink….
and so are you

Upcoming Nokia E71 and E66 I would consider to replace my N76 – but most probably won't

I myself use two cell phones – my main one being a N76 with T-mobile, my secondary phone being n HTC Mogul for Sprint. It’s a good set up because I do my fast, phone functions on my main phone, and keep the Mogul for my secondary, data intensive functions. The N76 is nice, but I’ve been wanting to replace it for a while with something better.

Nokia’s got two phones coming out, the Nokia E66 ( Engadget’s Post ) and the Nokia E71 ( Engadget’s Post , Engadget Mobile’s Post ) and though they look pretty tempting, I think I’ll hold off on them. Engadget’s got a post on both of these phones via a hands on vid, but I like the comments here discussing the E71. EngadgetMobile’s got the same story w/ hands on vids here, but the comments are pretty dead.

I would give the E66 consideration if it has or gets updated with a T-mobile 3G band. That discussion was briefly started over in the comments in Engadget’s story on the E71, but nothing new after my post. I don’t want a QWERTY keypad on my main phone so that means the E71 would be out for me (even with T-mobile 3G).

My friend Archie wants to get a new phone for T-mobile so he may in the same boat as me.

My cousin Jon wants to replace his refurbished Dash he recently had replaced by T-mobile (he’s been using the Dash since Spring 2007 though). He’s leaning towards the BlackBerry Bold, but I’m telling him to lean towards the E71. Especially since it runs Symbian and that’s my mobile OS of choice. Plus, I could find games and cool apps for him as I dive further into both my N76 and my wife’s N82. One of the driving forces on what choice Jon should make would be which of the phones – the BlackBerry Bold or the Nokia E71 – will have T-mobile’s 3G bands in the future. I made a post over here asking that, but no responses yet.

My friend Mo wants to replace his *cough* Razr with a new phone, but stick with AT&T. I know he’s eying the new iPhone, but I think he’d be a good candidate for either of these phones since (I believe) both phones have AT&T 3G bands.

My cousin Shiraz wants to leave his Motorola Q with Verizon and go with the new iPhone w/ AT&T. I know he doesn’t want T-mobile because of T-mobile’s spotty coverage in Albany where he lives, but I think he should still consider one of these also before biting the bullet on the iPhone 3G.

I’m a big fan of Mac, but don’t think the iPhone’s the best thing out there.

One of the comment’s on Engadget’s story on the Nokia E66 complain about the lack of a subsidy on this phone, but I talked about my run around method to save some money here in this comment. I posted a link to that comment in a similar discussion over on EngadgetMobile’s post on the E71.

If you’re with Verizon, well…

Verizon's Nokia 6205

You got the Nokia 6205 coming out (my fave comments are this one and teej’s response to this one). I chimed in too with this comment.

Update: The E71 is now available in North America (as of July 21st). Within the comments on Engadget’s post on this subject, I added onto bachviet’s wish for a T-mobile USA 3G version in my comment here.

Update on 8/25/2008: The Engadget has a post here on suggestions to update the E71. The comments are pretty helpful in getting an idea on what the phone is capable of and what its not.

Update on 9/2/2008: Engadget’s got a new post here discussing the E66 now being carried in Flagship stores. The article says the phone is $540 from them, and on a related note, there’s a comment from ian mcgrady that says the E71 is $490.

Both this comment & This other comment from TareX make me want to buy the phone (as I said in my post below one of his comments). I need T-mobile compatible 3G though.

Funny Cell Phone Puns over on Slickdeals

This post is the funniest post in this thread of cell phone puns. Try to read from the start of the thread up until the post I’m linking too.