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Why… Yes I am Weather.com

I thought this was blogworthy – how often do I get a chance to click on this link when I visit weather.com?!
Getting Married in Chicago?

Shahryar Rizvi – Owner Pimpin’ Industries

Maybe it’s a marketing gimmick… maybe it’s a prank… who knows. But I did receive this in the mail a few weeks ago.Owner Pimpin' Industries

I was speechless at first. But then I read through the details and this really was a great card. So I applied for it, and I got it, and now, I can finally start the dream business that apparently Advanta knew I wanted to do.

Sorry For Getting You Pregnant

Rida sent this to me this morning:
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And yes, I have forgiven her.